OBAMA MORINGA (hee, hee, ha, ha)

Posted on July 4, 2009

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Gee I wish I had all those skills to add flare to this post….anyways enjoy….

Reports have it that President Obama, to support the Ghanaian farmer,  released his name to advertise Ghanaian moringa.

Here’s what the advertising firm came up with when brainstorming marketing ideas for OBAMA MORINGA.  President Obama, who was most disappointed he didn’t have time to visit a farm first hand,  fully endorses  OBAMA MORINGA for distribution worldwide to reduce international tensions while promoting peace, love and harmony.

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PRESIDENT OBAMA CREDITS OBAMA MORINGA WITH GETTING RID OF HIS PREMATURE GRAY HAIR, SOMETHING HE HAS BEEN PRONE TO SINCE HE TOOK OATH ON JANUARY 20, 2009. HE SAID HE ONLY WISHED HE HAD PLANNED A TRIP TO GHANA EARLIER IN HIS PRESIDENCY.  HAD HE DONE SO, PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID  HE WOULD NOT HAVE CAUSED SUCH TREMENDOUS  ANXIETY AMONG HIS CONSTITUENTS, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

PRESIDENT OBAMA ALSO  SAID OBAMA MORINGA HAS WORKED  WONDERS IN PROMOTING GRAY BRAIN CELL GROWTH FOR HIS TEAM OF ADVISORS, AND THE UNITED STATES DIPLOMATIC MISSION  STAFF HERE IN GHANA, WHO,  HE BELIEVES,  HAVE NOT PERFORMED UP TO SCRATCH IN PLANNING HIS FIRST TRIP TO THIS SUB-SAHARAN COUNTRY. PRESIDENT OBAMA INDICATED IN AN INTERVIEW THAT IF ALL HIS PLAYERS HAD BEEN TAKING OBAMA MORINGA BEFORE THE VISIT, THEY WOULD HAVE MADE MORE MEANINGFUL CHOICES THAT REFLECT THE REALITIES AND HOPES  FOR CONTINUED DEVELOPMENT OF  THE GHANAIAN PEOPLE AS A WHOLE.

PRESIDENT OBAMA ALSO INDICATED THAT HE WOULD BE AIRLIFTING 1,000 BOXES OF OBAMA MORINGA TO LIBYA FOR ALL THE DELEGATES AT   THE AFRICAN UNION MEETINGS THERE. HE HOPES THAT GHANAIAN OBAMA MORINGA WILL PROVIDE WISDOM TO GHANAIAN PRESIDENT MILLS TO HELP HIM  SIZE UP HIS NEW COLLEAGUES AND DECIDE IF HE WANTS TO RUN WITH THIS NEW CROWD. FOR THE OTHER DELEGATES, PRESIDENT OBAMA  ONLY HOPE S OBAMA MORINGA WILL  GET RID OF THEIR GRAY HAIR…

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